Presenting:
Munchie's Journey
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| I dedicate this book to HCA and Christ. |
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| "Hi, we are the Munchies. There are four of us." "I'm Captain Cheeto." "I'm Sergeant Sun Chip." "I'm Private Pretzel." "And I'm Dummy Dorito." P.S.- Dummy Dorito is new. |
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| "Today was just a normal day of walking around our camp, then something happened. We were called to the General of the Munchies. He said we had to be digested. I gladly accepted that offer, but then he said that we had to bring our newest recruit: (Hint) Dorito. Well the good news is that I could bring two other men. I brought Pretzel and Sun Chip. When we got out of the camp, we ended up in some disgusting mouth." |
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| "Then the tongue pushed us down the esophagus. It felt like we were going down and endless hole. While we were falling, Pretzel was singing some strange song about us falling down the esophagus AND screaming." |
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| "We finally landed in the stomach. Well I really don't want to tell General Munchie what we did in there. We kind of threw a pool party. It was fun!" |
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| "Then out of nowhere, a giant hurricane made us go down a drain of some sort. The current was so strong that it snapped Pretzel in half. Also Sun Chip got separated from Dorito and me. I think we won't be seeing him anymore." |
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| "Then we figured out that we were in the large intestine, and it, well, it leads to the rectum. But the current got slower, and we had to swim hard to get there faster. I didn't really care because I was a good swimmer. But Dorito wasn't. He was horrible. Lucky he had me with him, otherwise, he would have been killed." |
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| "Finally after what seemed like an entire day... we got out. I was so happy I didn't care how I smelled. We got back to our camp and got promoted. I am now First Lieutenant General and Dorito is now Lieutenant Captain." THE END |
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